[zom-bee]
–noun
1.
(in voodoo)
a.
the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.
b.
the supernatural force itself.
2.
Informal .
a.
a person whose behavior or responses are wooden, listless, or seemingly rote; automaton.
b.
an eccentric or peculiar person.
3.
a snake god worshiped in West Indian and Brazilian religious practices of African origin.
4.
a tall drink made typically with several kinds of rum, citrus juice, and often apricot liqueur.
5.
Canadian Slang . an army conscript assigned to home defense during World War II.
You all know that I have a major affinity for the walking reanimated corpses. Anyone who knows me knows I take the possibility of a very seriously! So today I am going to grace you with some YouTube videos and my personal responses to the videos.
I have to say this is one of my favorite videos. Very accurate and fun to watch. Kind of makes me feel like I am back in the fifties. "Cause we all know girls can't defend themselves." BA HA HA HA! Seriously though, we all know that in the event of an actual zombie invasion it will be everyman for himself and think about your girlfriends and wives. Do you honestly think they are going to go down without one hell of a fight? I didn't think so! I just want to remind everyone that in the case of the zombiepocalypse and the only weapon you have is a baseball bat, try to find some barbed wire (which is on a lot of fences around the US anyway) and wrap it around the bat. This will make any blow you give with the bat more effective in destroying the brain of the zombie, which we all know is the only way to "kill" a zombie! Remember that most things you come across can be potentially used as a weapon. Odds are if it can kill a human being (even if it takes some work to do so) it can at the very least disable a zombie enough for you to at least get away.(Part 2 of this video is apparently still in the editing process. I will definitely post it for you all when it comes out! A big thanks to Crowbarr Creations for this video!)
I don't think that this needs to be reiterated but if at all possible to NOT engage a zombie in hand to hand combat. The risk of contamination or bite is too strong and you don't really want to risk it right? Once again just about anything can be used as a weapon! In this video, the "host" suggests training in the event of a zombie attack. The problem with this is, you never know when one is going to happen or if your weapon of choice will always be readily available. As long as you are physically fit and can "hold your own" in a fight, you should be just fine. I would not stress it if you have had no training. Remember you don't have to always kill the zombie. A lot of the time all you can do is disable the Zombie. Very important! Always remember that loud noises will draw more zombies to you and the risk of a horde is very high. Try to avoid cars (as they have alarms) and anything that causes a loud noise. This can also help if you want to go on the offensive however. Just set up a building to explode and on your way out hit the fire alarm and I am sure that you can kill a large number of zombies in a short amount of time. DO NOT RELY ON THE NOTION THAT HELP WILL ARRIVE! You are in a zombiepocalypse for chrissake! Do not expect that someone knows you are alive and is willing to take the risk to save you. (A huge thanks to Erik Preston for this video!)
Remember what I said, "It is every man for himself!" You cannot expect to save everyone, so don't try to be a hero, you will only end up getting killed or turned. Always remember that the Zombiepocalypse is a serious issue and should not be taken lightly. You should heed these warnings and tips. You never know when they will come in handy!
But remember, Zombies have feelings too. They are just living impaired and should be treated just as any other citizen should. Until they try to eat your brains that is.
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