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In 1845, Andrew Jackson's pet parrot had to be removed from his funeral for swearing.
Starting in the Middle Ages and lasting until the 19th century, barbers were known to have performed various medical duties. Some of these duties included bloodletting, wound treatment, dentistry, minor operations, and even bone setting. The red and white pole that has become a symbol of barbers came from this, as customers would grab hold of a white pole as they were being bloodletted causing the red stripes.
Contrary to popular belief, Thomas Crapper did not invent the modern toilet. He was a main seller and soldiers who used them coined the term '...use the Crapper...' after seeing Crapper's rather large stamp/logo on the toilets.
At one time ancient Romans used human urine to clean and whiten their teeth.
Cleopatra, actually a Greek, married two of her brothers.
In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.
Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.
The first Ford cars had Dodge engines.
If you can change the lighting to trick a chicken into thinking that day is 28 hours long, she will lay bigger and stronger eggs.
A pig's penis is shaped much like a corkscrew.
All bonobo chimpanzees are bisexual.
'Formicophilia' is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using products intended for right handed people.
Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter.
It took 48 years after the invention of the can for the can opener to be invented.
If you wish to enter Canada to become a stripper you must provide naked photos of yourself to qualify for a visa.